guy:

guy:

don’t u hate it when u put ur fingers in the hole and the hole stretches or rips and everything just comes out

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I PUT THAT IN THE TAGS STOP MESSAGING ME

cyberuser:

cyberuser:

vvankinq:

cyberuser:

what do you call a message sent by a girl?

*sighs* what

a feMAIL

i got 7 messages saying this joke is offensive & that i’m the reason feminism exists

(Source: milch)


(Source: ohsplendidlife)

tupacabra:

i don’t need a personal trainer i need a personal kanye

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kanyedistressed:

i’m so glad that he exists

capbuckybarnes:

boys like ’ you only play games to get boys to like you!!!! youre not a real fan’

ah yes when i was five years old and i started playing on a n64 all i could think of was ‘im going to get so much dick for this’

(Source: connnorkenway)

clraft:

lyxdelsic:

"Girls with armpit hair are gross "

bitch have you seen guy armpit hair. Its huge. Its like an entire ecosystem. Theres lost civilizations trapped in there. Girl armpits just have soft fuzzy peach hair. Shut thr fuck up

one time i forgot guys had armpit hair and one of my friends was wearing a tank top and he raised his arms to stretch and i screamed because it was like bAM WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE

radicalspiirit:

stunningpicture:

This is how I proposed to my girlfriend - she said yes!

omfffffg

justahurtgirl:

it’s hard for people without depression to understand that some days, just dropping a cup of water will bring you to tears because you see it as oh my god i can’t even get water without fucking up

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

meowrailsprite:

animatedcatastrophe:

I JUST GOOGLED WHAT CAUSES PERIOD PAINS AND APPARENTLY IT’S BECAUSE THE UTERUS CONTRACTS AND THAT CUTS OFF THE FUCKING BLOOD SUPPLY 

PEOPLE WITH PERIOD PAINS ARE LITERALLY FEELING THEIR UTERUS TRYING TO KILL ITSELF 

hello yes 911 this is an emergency my uterus is trying to kill itself